dear reader...

this website is both a sentient being and a self-sustaining ecosystem. it is constantly growing and dying and changing. do not be alarmed if you stumble upon a part that appears severed or broken. if a part like this is encountered, please keep quiet and do not approach. important natural processes are taking place, working hard to have things fixed in no time!

please refrain from mobile phone use while in proximity to the website, as it may be spooked by technology it doesn't understand.

photosensitive individuals should avoid contact with the website. it can be quite offensive to the senses.

we appreciate your patience and cooperation.

sincerely, the sitekeeper

now, don't just stand out there in the rain! come in!